You know youve been watching too many Bollywood movies when:

1.   Your mother in law looks like the biggest devil in the universe.
2.   You begin to search for hair strands in your husband jacket.
3.   Your vocabulary suddenly has a lot of Hindi swearing.
4.   You cannot handle a story that doesnt end with singing a song running around trees.
5.   Every love story has to be a triangle.
6.   Every girl who gets out of her house is secretly going to meet her boyfriend.
7.   You know that if youre hit by a bullet, youre not going to die.
8.   You think one of your kids will be a law breaker and the other will join the police force, nab him and not let him get away. Send him to jail and protect the law!
9.   Youre convinced your kids are going to kill each other over your property.
10.   Youre sure that your son can never get a woman better than you.
11.   You yell at your son because he is going to marry a woman (he probably hasnt even seen yet) who will wear mini skirts in your house and make you do all the work. (and have a whole bunch of boyfriends)
12.   Your only aim in life is to get your daughter married or she might grow smarter with age and no one will want to marry her after that.
13.   Your next aim in life is to pester your kids for grandkids.
14.   Youre scared youll get pregnant before youre married and then your boyfriend will ditch you for his “real girlfriend.
15.   Any movie that lasts less then three and a half hours is a terrible movie and should never have been made.
16.   You know youll find your dream man on a train or a plane. Youll get separated for a while but will eventually meet each other and eventually get married, with a lot of family drama of course.
17.   You see it rain and wonder when your Prince Charming is going to come on his white horse, and ride away with you.
18.   You begin making big sacrifices for your sister, especially when it comes to boys!

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