Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. -

Albert Einstein


The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.

- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

- Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose.

- Darrin Weinberg