Manager of a big company gets 700 resumes of people who want to work for him.
The manager told to his secretary: "take the top 30, invite them for interview, and throw the rest to the garbage"
The secretary was astounded. She said: "have you lost your mind? You want me to throw 670 resumes. My in there will find the good ones"
The manager said: "maybe, but I don't need people without luck..."
*********************************************************** Q: Why men do farts more than women?
A: Because women don't shut up there mouth to gain enough pressure.
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A man goes to the front row in the bank a yell to the clerk: "open me an account be#$%!"
The clerk said:" watch your language sir. If you calling me like that again I'll have to call the manager".
The man said:" what didn't you understand, open me an account be#$%!"
The clerk goes and coming back after 5 minutes with the manager.
."What is the matter" asked the manager
The man answer:" I won the lottery and I want to open an account here.
The manager answer:" and the be#$%! Doesn't want to open you?!