One day mom was cooking in the kitchen & her daughter enter there & ask mom from where the babies coming? The mom replies that mom & daddy falls in love & make sex, the daughter replies that dad put his pennies in mom pussy for enjoyment & then become baby in mom, mom replies yes my daughter, Daughter reply that yesterday I was passing by your room & I saw that you kept daddy pennies in you mouth then what's coming
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A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."
"Very good, William," cooed the teacher.
"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther.
"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher.
Finally, Little Johnny raises his hand.
With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him.
"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians, and they all attacked at one time. He killed every one of them with his two guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?"
"It'll teach those Indians not to f*ck with the Lone Ranger."
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