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[Angie]

Banta went to a bar in London and ordered a drink.

A few minutes later, a beautiful blonde sat down next to him and started coming on to him.

Soon she invited him back to her place.

Overcome with excitement, Banta agreed.

When they got to the bedroom, Banta exclaimed, "Wow! A waterbed. I've never had sex on a waterbed before!!"

Soon they were both * and going at it.

The blonde stopped him and said, "Before we go any further, don't you think you should put on some protection??"

"Good idea," he responded and got up.

Banta walked out of the room, and when he came back, he was wearing a life preserver!!!
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Banta is sitting in his local bar with his buddies, sharing a beer and bragging about his sex life.

He says, I have great sex with my wife. She's very vocal, she can really rattle the windows, and most of it really turns me on."

"I love it when she screams, 'Harder!'"

"I love it when she screams, 'Faster!'"

"Man, you lucky dog!" says his one buddy. "But tell the truth, isn't there sometimes a problem with your sex life?"

"The only problem I have..." Banta said dejectedly, "Is when she screams, 'Deeper!'"
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Our Santa gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife * on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What`s up?" he says.
"I m having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Balvinder is hiding in your closet and he`s got no clothes on!"
Our Santa slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally *, covering on the closet floor.
"You bastard," says Santa, "my wife is having a heart attack and you`re running around * scaring the kids!"
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