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If TITANIC was made in Bollywood
If the Titanic was made in India!
*There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.*

*There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white dress, singing
in the rain.*

*By the end of the movie the hero would find his long lost mom,
dad, sister and brother.*

*It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.*

*The movie would be called "Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya".*

*The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother
will float in the freezing cold water for days and yet...survive. *

*The villain will drown in the first drops of water.*

*The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a
lesson.*

*None of the people would float for long because of the saris.*

*The orchestra would play Raghupati Raaghav Raaja Raam and ring
gantees, and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to
another ship.*

*And can you imagine how many times we would hear BACHAOOOO
BACHAOOOO???*